I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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