Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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