i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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