When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude. I can hear the air.
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