I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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