I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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