it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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