The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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