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(313): View more from Michigan

4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.

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(313) 4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh. http://tfl.nu/kzwc

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(914): View more from New York

saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend

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(914): saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend http://tfl.nu/5l48

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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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(814): he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career" http://tfl.nu/95bq

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?

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(919): Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus? http://tfl.nu/9yje

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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

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(843): I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents http://tfl.nu/wxlb

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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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(269): i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn.... http://tfl.nu/s1xw

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(815): View more from Illinois

Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here

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(815): Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here http://tfl.nu/3q8i

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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

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(760): For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad". http://tfl.nu/gpn1

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon

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That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months

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(262): Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon (1-262): That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months http://tfl.nu/99ql

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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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(650): You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right? http://tfl.nu/n9sw

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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.

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(828): Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state. http://tfl.nu/9dzb

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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE

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(678): SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE http://tfl.nu/551z

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(719): View more from Colorado

Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

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(719): Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever. http://tfl.nu/fluu

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.

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(360): I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line. http://tfl.nu/9tdh

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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....

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(480): There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night.... http://tfl.nu/234u

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