Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.