3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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