I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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