Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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