i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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