ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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