At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Boobs are out for the taking
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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