Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am available for nakedness
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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