No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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