Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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