I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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