If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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