Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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