I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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