he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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