I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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