Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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