I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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