Duck Duck Cougar?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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