I've blown a few things in my day
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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