all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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