I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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