your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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