chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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