Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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