Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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