bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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