THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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