So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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