I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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