Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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