Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
