Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Can I color on your dick again?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
In other news, I just burned my penis
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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