Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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