Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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