That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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