I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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