I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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