I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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