its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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