win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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