god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
