fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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