obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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