your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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