Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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