Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
