I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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