nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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