Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You coming home soon, man?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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